{"id":2662,"date":"2016-09-07T11:11:50","date_gmt":"2016-09-07T09:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/?p=2662"},"modified":"2026-03-12T15:43:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T14:43:36","slug":"chat-bibelot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/chat-bibelot\/silence\/","title":{"rendered":"Au commencement, Dieu cr\u00e9a le chat \u00e0 son image."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Au commencement, Dieu cr\u00e9a le chat \u00e0 son image.&nbsp;Et bien entendu, il trouva que c'\u00e9tait bien.&nbsp;Et c'\u00e9tait bien d'ailleurs.&nbsp;Mais le chat \u00e9tait paresseux.&nbsp;Il ne voulait rien faire.&nbsp;Alors, plus tard, apr\u00e8s quelques mill\u00e9naires, Dieu cr\u00e9a l'homme.&nbsp;Uniquement dans le but de servir le chat,&nbsp;de lui servir d'esclave jusqu'\u00e0 la fin des temps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Au chat, il avait donn\u00e9 l'indolence et la lucidit\u00e9 ; \u00e0&nbsp;l'homme, il donna la n\u00e9vrose, le don du bricolage et la passion du travail.&nbsp;L'homme s'en donna \u00e0 c\u0153ur joie.&nbsp;Au cours des si\u00e8cles, il \u00e9difia toute une civilisation bas\u00e9e sur l'invention, la production et la consommation intensive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Civilisation qui n'avait en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 qu'un seul but secret : offrir au chat le confort, le g\u00eete et le couvert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Jacques Sternberg<\/strong><\/em><br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.babelio.com\/livres\/Sternberg-Contes-glaces\/107206\">Les esclaves \/ Contes glac\u00e9s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mais le chat \u00e9tait paresseux. Il ne voulait rien faire. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2663,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-2662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-silence","tag-photo-noir-et-blanc"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11043,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2662\/revisions\/11043"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixelenvrac.com\/blog-photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}